Pharaoh Relents After Moses Unleashes Plague Of Political Fundraising Texts

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PI-RAMESSES — Mighty Pharaoh (may he live forever) has reportedly released the Hebrews from their bondage after the land was afflicted by a plague of political fundraising texts.

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[ H/T The Babylon Bee ]

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