Noah here and I’m running this again because today is the one-year anniversary of when I first brought you this report and that made me think about it again today and thinking about it made me realize how this might have been my favorite story in all of 2025. So take a walk with me down memory lane…and I’ll end with an update explaining whatever happened to her, charges faced, etc.
Let’s go to Delco, which is short for Delaware County in Prospect Park, PA where we find Christina Solometo who has now been forever glossed the “Delco Pooper”.
What can you do to get such a nickname?
I’ll tell you, but first I’d better give a disclaimer. This article is about to be very graphic in nature. Turn away now if you don’t want to learn more about the “Delco Pooper”.
Ok, so what can a person do to get such an incredible nickname like this?
Well, it’s pretty simple…
We’ve all been there right? Mixed up in a bit of road rage? Either on the giving or receiving end. I think we’ve all been there.
Usually it ends with horns honking back and forth or perhaps giving the one-finger salute to the other car?
In rare cases sometimes it even ends with one or both people getting out of the car to yell at each other or throw fists.
In this case, however, it ended with Christina Solometo getting out of her car to walk over to the other car and take a dump right on the hood of the car.
I told you this was going to be very graphic in nature.
You might think there’s no way that can be real, except…it was all caught on video and there are police reports and police interviews. It’s real.
Take a look:
Credit to Fox29 for loading up their news report with poop puns, calling it a “Crappy Situation” and saying the story was “spread everywhere”.
Hilarious Fox29!
You also have to love how all the reporters and even all the people being interviewed are all one breath away from absolutely cracking up and losing it live on the air.
Such an incredible story.
Local NBC10 added these details:
The story just gets better and better….
First of all, who can just take a dump on command?
She either already had that thing loaded and was rushing to get home or she has an incredible, unique talent.
Then there’s the mugshot….
We’ve all seen our share of mugshots over the years, haven’t we?
Even President Trump.
Usually the person looks mad or pissed off or haggard.
Not this one:
She looks PROUD.
That’s not a mugshot that’s a glamshot. That’s a senior photo from high school.
Look at her, she’s beaming!
FoxNow adds more details in their video below, noting that she claims she “has a sickness” after being loaded into the police car.
Seems accurate ma’am, but is that a mental sickness or do you have some sort of flu? Or both? Can you elaborate?
And you gotta love the Police Chief going live on Social Media after the fact to defend the “Delco Pooper” saying she’s been through enough and we should all have some humanity in how we respond to this.
Really Chief?
Have some humanity?
Walking over and taking a huge dump on someone else’s car might be near the lowest form of “humanity” anyone could have for someone else!
Chief, she took an orange dump on the hood of that poor lady’s car and then walked away!
And last, for the one question on everyone’s mind…you know you’ve been thinking it: How in the world do you just take a huge dump and then pull up your drawers without wiping?
Well, she had an answer for that too.
Per TMZ she claimed it was a “clean poop” and bragged she didn’t even need to wipe:
The last person I remember bragging about having a “Clean Poop” and not needing to wipe was the Liver King and things didn’t turn out so well for him either:
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And yes, I agree that running into TWO people who brag about having “clean poops” that don’t need to wipe is two too many for an entire lifetime.
A big shoutout to my boy Jim Rome for first bringing this story to my attention with this HILARIOUS rant:
Now, before I close the file on the Delco Pooper, since it’s been a year I have to end with an update. Because inquiring minds want to know: whatever happened to her? Did she get charged? Spend any time in jail?
Ask and you shall receive:
And before I go, let’s end with one more hilarious poop story, shall we?
Let’s go to local KY3 News for this absolute legend:
Backups here if needed:
Enjoy:
Backup with captions:
The best part is not even her reading it but watching her co-host Ethan not be able to compose himself for the entire rest of the segment but refusing to cut to commercial.
Legends all around.
Now let’s end with Louis.
Because even as good as that one is, it may not be better than good old “Louis Slung-poo” calling in to local ABC7 after the UCLA watermain break to let them know he’s pretty sure he knows what happened.
He hooks these two news anchors for several minutes, explaining how it was likely caused by someone slipping a cherry bomb down a toilet, or…..someone just took a really huge dump.
Watch here:
Backup with captions:
Gotta love how the one anchor finally wises up and you can hear him say “it’s a fake call”, but the lady is not having any of it, asking him if he’s 100% sure about that and then saying “oh, we’ve lost him….we’ll have to work on getting him back.”
I don’t think your producers are going to be bringing him back Margaret….
Really hard to pick a favorite part, I also love early when the caller says they try to hold annual seminars about the dangers of flushing cherry bombs down toilets and the news anchors just soak it right in!
So funny!
This is a Guest Post from our friends over at WLTReport. View the original article here.
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