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Seriously, they are craaaazzzeeee

Docs: Indianapolis woman hits man with car following argument on northwest side​

No throwing dishes for this chick, she went right for an automobile….

An Indianapolis woman reportedly hit a man with her car following an argument, eventually standing over him and saying that no one was going to call the police to help him.

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Her name? Wait for it….

Chasidy Stallworth

I was wondering if that is a ghetto spelling of “Chastity” but it is actually a legit variation of Chastity. Who knew? However I am guessing chastity has never been her strong suit. Here she is…

At the scene, officers reportedly spoke to a woman later identified as Stallworth, who reportedly told them that she had gotten into an altercation before the incident. The documents stated that Stallworth said things first became physical when they were sitting in the vehicle, leading the man to exit the vehicle and jump in front of her vehicle before it struck him.

However, several witnesses on scene, as well as surveillance video, provided IMPD with a different narrative of what reportedly occurred.

One witness on scene told officers that the two individuals were in Stallworth’s vehicle. The documents claimed that the witness saw Stallworth try to punch the man and throw his personal items out of the car. This comes as another person told law enforcement that the man was “trying to de-escalate the situation.”

The witness then claimed that the man got out of the vehicle and began to walk away, leading to Stallworth, who another person called the “primary aggressor in the altercation,” allegedly getting back into her vehicle and accelerating the vehicle at him. The documents stated another witness told police that the man was dragged several yards down the street.

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Wait, what happened to “Believe All Women”? If she said he jumped in front of the car, that must be what happened. Actually looking at her picture I might prefer to be run over rather than spend even a minute in her undoubtedly delightful presence.

Now looking at more 2G family values on display…

‘F*** these kids’: Lawrence woman allegedly threw infant, assaulted 2 women​

She seems nice.

A Lawrence woman has been charged after she allegedly assaulted two women and two children after forcing her way into her ex-boyfriend’s apartment last week.

Court documents detail how Indianapolis police responded on Thursday to apartments on Willowtree Lane near Fulbrook Drive to investigate a reported disturbance.

While police were en route, dispatch informed them that multiple people had reportedly been assaulted during an altercation at the scene. Once officers arrived, they met and spoke with a man who said his ex-girlfriend, who he identified as 37-year-old Kyla Irvin, unexpectedly arrived at his apartment.

The man said Irvin allegedly forced her way inside his apartment and threw his 8-month-old infant head first into a closet near the front door. Irvin is also alleged to have slapped another child, identified as a 1-year-old, on the back of the head. After forcing her way into the apartment, court documents said Irvin got into a physical fight with two women and the man.

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Threw his 8 month infant head first into a closet?

But wait, here comes the plot twist!

As the investigation into the incident continued, detectives learned that both victims are Irvin’s biological children. Police also determined that Irvin’s two other children, aged 6 and 8, were “left home, alone, and without adult supervision.”

The children reportedly told investigators that they are “frequently” left home alone, court documents said. Medics soon arrived and checked the injured children. The infant did not display any signs of apparent head trauma, but medics advised that the children be transported to a hospital later.

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She didn’t just throw his kid into a closet head first, it was also her kid! Now for the part that gave us that headline….

He asserted that Irvin allegedly told him during one of these phone calls, “F*** these kids. Kids about to be with you for the next year.”

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No doubt about it, the (at least) four children spawned by this lovely lady are headed for a productive life in the near future. I found this picture of her on Instagram but I am making no guarantees this is actually her as there isn’t a mugshot of her online….




Truly the black family is the bedrock of America.

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