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Judge Rules That Trump Must Allow White House Access To Assassins

Author Conservative Angle
Published Published Today at 1:02 PM
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal judge has overturned President Donald Trump's ban on assassins being allowed into the White House.

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