SANDWICH, IL — A new chapter of life was set to begin for one local father, as sources in Heaven confirmed that God was excitedly waiting to press the "Destruct" button on the man's 40-year-old body.
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[ H/T The Babylon Bee ]
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God Excitedly Waiting To Press 'Destruct' On Man's 40-Year-Old Body
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SANDWICH, IL — A new chapter of life was set to begin for one local father, as sources in Heaven confirmed that God was excitedly waiting to press the "Destruct" button on the man's 40-year-old body.
Continue reading...
[ H/T The Babylon Bee ]
