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Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam

Author Conservative Angle
Published Published Sep 1, 2026
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MEDINA, OH — In a terribly unlucky break, local sixth-grader Mackenzie Warner completely flunked her geography test after President Trump renamed everything right in the middle of the exam.

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