'Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That's Interesting,' Says Jesus

PALO ALTO, CA — As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming powerful enough to kill all humanity, Silicon Valley CEO Raymond Paul reported experiencing a divine vision in which a voice, which he alleges belonged to Jesus, said, "Oh, your intelligent creations are trying to kill you? Interesting."

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[ H/T The Babylon Bee ]