JUST IN: Patrick Clancy Expecting First Child With New Wife Rachel Danis And I Have Two Questions

News just in that Patrick Clancy (who for anyone who has been living under a rock is the guy who’s first wife Lindsey Clancy viciously killed her three small children by strangling them) is now expecting a new child with his new wife.

See here:

Patrick Clancy is expecting first child with wife Rachel Danis. https://t.co/8oefv7ccEg pic.twitter.com/0evhU6rXnx

— TMZ (@TMZ) September 21, 2026

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And now let’s address two things that might be coming to your mind right now…

First: isn’t that really fast? Too soon?

Ehhh, not really.

You have to understand that although the trial just ended, Lindsay Clancy killed her three children on January 24, 2023, at the family’s home in Duxbury, Massachusetts.

So over three years ago.

Which STILL may be too soon for some people, but it’s not as if it was just months ago as it might feel at first blush.

Second: does the new wife look EXACTLY like the old wife?

Here are the two side-by-side so you can see what you think, new wife on the left, old wife on the right:



Look, I suffer from Face-Blindness, the same ailment that Brad Pitt and many others suffer from, so I’m perhaps not the best person to judge this, but they sure look similar to me.

I guess he has a type?

I can’t judge the man, but if it were me I think I’d either be NEVER getting married again or getting married to someone who looked 180 degrees different than the first one?

I’m not the only one seeing it:



ChatGPT also thinks so.

Here’s what it told me:

Visually, they do look fairly similar, particularly in the face. I’d describe the resemblance as moderately strong, but I can’t determine from photos whether they’re the same person.

The strongest similarities I see are the long/narrow facial shape, prominent cheekbones, relatively narrow jaw/chin, dark hair, eyebrow shape/placement, and the general proportions between the eyes, nose, and mouth. Their smiles also produce somewhat similar cheek and mouth contours.

There are apparent differences around the eyes, nose, and lower face, although the comparison is substantially complicated by the photographs: the first is a high-quality, controlled close-up with makeup and neutral expression, while the second is lower-resolution, taken from above, outdoors, and has a broad smile. Those factors can make the same facial structure look surprisingly different—or make two different people look more alike.

So purely as a visual resemblance comparison: yes, I can definitely see why you’d think they look alike.


As a subjective visual-resemblance rating—not a biometric identity match—I’d put them at roughly 75% similar.

The strongest overlap is in the overall face shape, high cheekbones, narrow jaw/chin, dark hair, eyebrow area, and general nose/mouth proportions. The second photo’s angle, smile, and much lower image quality make a tighter comparison difficult.

So if 100% = virtually indistinguishable facial appearance, my visual impression is about 75%.

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[ H/T WLT Report ]