Hunter Biden Launches His Own Crypto Memecoin Inspired By His Infamous Laptop

$LAPTOP

September 9 pic.twitter.com/QokgWLNxgL

— Hunter Biden (@HunterBiden) September 7, 2026

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$LAPTOP will launch on the crypto exchange Base, a global platform built by Coinbase, on Sept. 9.

Meme coins do not carry any intrinsic value, but they often surge in price because of social media hype around their launch. Other politicians and celebrities have launched their own coins, including President Trump and first lady Melania Trump. Both surged in value when launched before eventually crashing.

The 1 billion tokens issued of $LAPTOP will go to its founders, including Biden; crypto wallets whose owners lost money on the president’s meme coin; subscribers to Biden’s Substack; and people on a mailing list curated by a friend of Biden’s, Andrew Callaghan, according to the Journal.

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For years, Trump and right-wing media have been asking, “Where’s Hunter? Where’s Hunter?” Well, here I am. Clear, strong, seven years sober, and with a lot to say.

By now, you may have seen the article in the Wall Street Journal that I’m launching a meme coin called $LAPTOP.…

— Hunter Biden (@HunterBiden) September 8, 2026

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For years, Trump and right-wing media have been asking, “Where’s Hunter? Where’s Hunter?” Well, here I am. Clear, strong, seven years sober, and with a lot to say.

By now, you may have seen the article in the Wall Street Journal that I’m launching a meme coin called $LAPTOP.

The symbol they used to try to end me is now a symbol of resilience, redemption, and recovery.

But why would I ever want to support a meme coin? Why something that has been so misused by grifters? I understand the cynicism. Trump has broken trust in everything he’s ever touched. And his token was no exception.

With $TRUMP, nearly one million wallets have collectively lost ~$3.8B.
With my token, 20% of the coins will be airdropped to the community, and I am even including people that lost money on the $TRUMP grift.

30% of the tokens are tied to a pre-programmed mechanism. We publicly say what has to happen in the world. If it happens, the corresponding tokens are permanently burned. If it does not, those tokens are sent to charity. Either way, they leave our hands and an additional 50 million tokens will go to charity no matter what.

You should not expect me or anyone else to make this token more valuable for you. $LAPTOP isn’t just about owning something, it’s about saying something.
Everybody gets knocked down. How do we help each other and our country to get back up?

I’ve spent way too long being a story other people told. They lit a fire and threw everything into it. Here’s what they don’t understand: the only thing they burned was my shame. They think they killed me, but instead, all they did was make me fearless.

They turned laptop into a weapon. I turned it into a token.

$LAPTOP. Because the Truth Matters.

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Everyone should absolutely bookmark this post for when you rugpull this and pretend you had no idea what was going on

Anyone buying this crackhead’s coin deserves to lose it all, which they will

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) September 8, 2026

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This will go down in history as one of the greatest PR fumbles of our time.

You literally could have changed your entire life around with the amount of good will you were building.

You’ve lost the trust of the public and now you just look like a scammer.

— Anarcho Centrist (@anarcholibertea) September 8, 2026

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This makes like literally no sense. You should have launched your own brand of weed or crack or something it would be more authentic

— Peter Jasmine (@jasmine_pe90462) September 9, 2026

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It all makes sense now pic.twitter.com/xrDmHKWt7C

— BraddersCap (@bradders_2) September 8, 2026

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