After Nvidia boss Jensen Huang confessed to having an extramarital affair with an accused Chinese spy, the internet was quick to find the real villain of the story: not the CEO, who was forced to resign amid an FBI inquiry into whether Huang was compromised by Beijing, but his wife of 41 years.
In a tweet with 3.6 million views, “Murray Hill Guy” got 2,500 likes for comparing the accused honeypot — whose job it is to seduce and sleep with the most powerful men in the world — and the 65-year-old Lori Huang.
“I don’t condone cheating, but the Jensen Huang situation is a reminder that women need to looksmax too,” wrote MHG. “His wife literally looks like could be his grandma.”
In another tweet viewed 1.6 million times, “Lia the Trader” got 3,700 likes for saying, “not excusing infidelity, but she looks like his mom. She isn’t even trying to look somewhat sexy.”
Up until 15 years ago, Lori Huang would have looked like a perfectly comely 65-year-old. She is not overweight, dyes her hair blonde, and wears appropriate clothing and makeup.
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If she were on the cast of The Golden Girls, she would have looked about a decade younger than her same-aged counterparts and at least as glammed up as everyone but Blanche.
But because our collective brains have been rotted by a combination of pornography and Instagram, this normal, Medicare-eligible grandmother is being blamed for her husband’s affair for the crime of eschewing a facelift and a tummy tuck.
That is not to say that a facelift and a tummy tuck would have saved her. When fellow billionaire founder Jeff Bezos married the then-55-year-old Lauren Sanchez, she too was excoriated by the commentariat for trying too hard not to appear her age.
At the time, Katie Couric mocked Sanchez’s “big hair” and “conspicuous consumption” as evidence that “tacky is back,” and Rosie O’Donnell called the bride Bezos’s “fake fem bot wife” in a not-so-subtle nod to Sanchez’s obvious surgical and injectable enhancements.
So how should a woman age past 45? Increasingly, it seems that for a non-trivial part of the public, the answer is “don’t,” or at least, don’t have the audacity to age in public.
Try too hard, and you’ll be mocked as a wannabe Barbie clinging to your youth. Try only a modest amount (read: diet and exercise at a healthy weight, dye your hair, and wear makeup every day), and you may be accused of being so slovenly and unattractive that, of course, the husband whose family you birthed and raised will cheat on you!
The worst people on the internet will point to the unicorns of, say, Monica Bellucci or Helen Mirren as examples of how to age well.
In other words, master the Goldilocks amount of baby Botox, Restylane filler, and Ozempic while maintaining rigorous enough strength training to avoid the dreaded Ozempic face, and also be in the top 0.001% of genetics to be as preternaturally beautiful as, well, Monica Bellucci or Helen Mirren.
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Upon the news that the Huangs never signed a prenup, Lori Huang was quickly accused of being a gold digger for the potential tens of billions of dollars she stands to gain.
I’m sure the money is cold comfort for being publicly betrayed and humiliated by the spouse you stood loyally by for 41 years.
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