The truly embarrassing details of Jed York’s arrest have started to come out.
Not only was the San Francisco 49ers owner arrested in relation to a prostitution sting.
But it wasn’t exactly the upscale Heidi Fleiss version, either.
Please don’t get me wrong on this — I’m not trying to say it would have been any better or morally less repugnant for the billionaire owner of one of the NFL’s most lucrative franchise teams if his fall from grace had taken place in a private mansion with the word ‘escorts’ being used.
But maybe it would have been less embarrassing than his actual discount drive-thru rendezvous?
Not ‘better’ — but maybe just a tad less ridiculously stupid, even?
The fact is, the BILLIONAIRE reportedly had barely enough cash on him at the time to afford even the ‘PRICED TO SELL’ merchandise!
This was no discreet call to an escort service, but rather a sketchy meet-and-greet on the other side of the tracks.
I have to wonder — did he wear a 49ers cap to the big game?
Or did he just saunter up the lane in the TRAILER PARK — yes, you read that correctly — with his wad of cash in hand, waving it out the window with glee?
The shindig went down around 9:35am, so maybe he was wearing his Sunday best in hopes of scoring? (I’m sorry, I can’t help myself.)
But I wasn’t exaggerating.
The billionaire owner of the San Francisco 49ers allegedly brought barely just enough cash to the TRAILER PARK to exchange for ‘sexual activity’, as reported by the New York Post:
As sports radio personality Jim Rome quipped following the emergence of those embarrassing details…
“Dude, what the hell were you doing”.
Here’s a clip of Rome’s Monday radio show in which he went over all the lurid details:
That’s definitely not Heidi Fleiss territory.
Did you catch the part from that earlier New York Post story that described how the Wheat Hill MHP (that stands for Mobile Home Park!) tried to DISTANCE ITSELF from the billionaire?
Even the mobile home park was embarrassed by you, Jed!
Ultimately, Jed wound up with a day in jail, a tough discussion with his wife after he made bond, and a fine that was nearly 10 TIMES what he allegedly was prepared to pay for trailer park sex, according to this report from ABC News:
I’m no mathematician, but if Jed planned to spend $140 for trailer park sex…
And he ultimately had $160 in cash seized by the arresting officers…
How much leeway did Jed allow himself for his alleged trailer park escapade?
It sounds as though he planned for a whopping $20 tip after the transaction was complete with services rendered.
Or else, he expected to hit up an actual drive-thru on the way home.
Recovery meals are a real thing — just sayin’.
Meanwhile, the internet did not disappoint in its ability to poke fun.
There’s this footage claiming to show both York and fellow deviant Robert Kraft catching sight of each other at the next NFL meeting:
And a slightly different version:
And another angle purportedly showing Robert Kraft catch sight of York — again, making his entrance at the next NFL owner’s meeting:
There is not one moral to this story.
There are DOZENS.
But one, which I leave you with now, is more of an uplifting and encouraging perspective to take with you through the remainder of this week.
Life is filled with many ups and downs.
You win some, you lose some, and it rains on the godly and the ungodly.
And you might be going through some struggles of your own, this week.
But at least you’re not going to spend this week explaining to your wife why her husband trolled the trailer park with a wad of small bills looking to find some satisfaction.
So, there’s that.
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[ H/T WLT Report ]